Sunday, November 15, 2009
Screw You Hippies
You know how people warn you before you go places? Like especially before Israel.
“Don’t go to Crack Square.”
“Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”
“Don’t hitch with Arabs.”
“I’ll kill you if you become a hippie.”
The tone kind of shifts at the last one.
The thing about floaty-ness is that no one buys it. No one believes you actually feel God the way you think you do. No one thinks that even if u do, a shower-strike is the thing to take you higher. No one likes people who trip on God.
Because we don’t believe you. It’s nothing personal. It’s just that we think you’re a liar. Because liars lie.
If you claim you feel G-d, don’t, because we don’t believe you, we can’t imagine what its like, so we don’t think it’s true. And if it is, we envy you. That’s why we don’t like you.
Also. Take a shower.