Sunday, November 15, 2009

Screw You Hippies


You know how people warn you before you go places? Like especially before Israel.

“Don’t go to Crack Square.”

“Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”

“Don’t hitch with Arabs.”

“I’ll kill you if you become a hippie.”

The tone kind of shifts at the last one.

The thing about floaty-ness is that no one buys it. No one believes you actually feel God the way you think you do. No one thinks that even if u do, a shower-strike is the thing to take you higher. No one likes people who trip on God.


Why?

Because we don’t believe you. It’s nothing personal. It’s just that we think you’re a liar. Because liars lie.

If you claim you feel G-d, don’t, because we don’t believe you, we can’t imagine what its like, so we don’t think it’s true. And if it is, we envy you. That’s why we don’t like you.

Also. Take a shower.

4 comments:

ChayAiz said...

yah

Cheerio said...

do you think this also applies to very, very chassidish people? at least in some ways?

mickey said...

it depends wat u mean by "chassidish". if ur talkin about the ppl who look the part but dont play it- then yes, absolutely.

but ppl whose actions reflect their godly beliefs- i admire them. i guess thats why i hate them lol

jk

Cheerio said...

no, more the second part. the girls who seem to find the passion and motivation so easily. i wonder if they have that connection to G-d and why i dont seem to have it, and i kind of hate them for it.