I get a buzz from public speaking only because it absolutely terrifies me.
I can eat anything in the morning. I don’t discriminate against food based on time.
I fell into a dreamless sleep at Inception.
You probably wouldn’t be my friend if you saw me dance like no one was watching.
I had no inhibition as a child.
I’m intimidated by really smart people.
I used to think when people said “Newark” they were just saying “New York” really quickly.
I cry when I see people crying in movies.
I wanted to be a rock star when I was little.
Carrie Bradshaw taught me to write.
I find it difficult to respect people who don’t respect Family Guy.
I never graduated.
When I was bored I memorized the world capitals.
When something is really funny, I smile to myself for a couple minutes after.
I wish I were more like my mother.
I’ve been in six schools and learned in five cities.
I had blue eyes until I was about nine and then they turned green.
I think all newborns look exactly the same.
Driving really really fast is the closest feeling I get to flying.
Redbull gives me wings.
I like constructive criticism. I love the way it stings.
I receive hate mail. I find it both amazingly humbling and dangerously amusing.