How I felt when I learned I would not, in fact, go to Israel for $350:
When I'm on a date and a guy asks me what my hobbies are, I'm just like:
When I accidentally came to work an hour early and was confused about how I was the first one there:
When my friends mock me for riding a shopping cart down Kingston in high school, I'm like:
When someone in CH says "Good Shabbos" to me:
When people don't get my sarcasm and assume I'm just mean:
When a cop gave my friend a ticket for putting her feet up in the subway she was like:
But I was like:
When someone who isn't religious asks me what Sukkos is:
Simchas Beis in crown heights:
Friday night at CAY:
